What better way to warm things up when it’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey than a little British celeb beach nudity? No, we can’t think of anything either!
British Celeb Beach Nudity – Famous Model Lucy Clarkson Skinny Dipping
British model Lucy Clarkson is best-known as the fourth incarnation of Tomb Raider game heroine Lara Croft. But for fans of celeb British totty, she also ranks as having one of the finest set of famous Bristols in good old Blighty.
Here are some hot photos of her frolicking at the beach without bikini top. Gotta love a paparazzi long lens!
British Actress Elizabeth Hurley Snapped Naked Sunning Herself At The Beach
Yeah, baby, yeah! Feast your mince pies on Austin Powers’ love interest Vanessa Kensington sunning her naked titties.
British actress and model Liz Hurley made the posh totty role famous, of course. If Austin had managed a gander at these topless beach snaps, his Mini-Me would have become a rampant Goldmember!
British Celeb Beach Nudity – Rebecca Loos
Anglo-Dutch personality Rebecca Loos became famous when she claimed an affair with her former boss, football superstar David Beckham. He denied it.
The ex personal assistant capitalized on her notoriety by appearing in several UK reality TV shows, including Celebrity Love Island, and in launching a pretty successful modelling career.
Her most famous television moment was getting a semen sample – viz, jerking off – a pig on the Channel Five reality TV show Celebrity Farm. Something had to pay for them new hooters!
Supermodel Kate Moss Showing Her Tits
British supermodel Kate Moss is certainly filling out in all the right place since achieving celeb MILF status.
Enjoy the formerly waif-like catwalk model showing off her more fulsome boobs now at some swanky exclusive beach. Thank the lord for telephoto lenses!
British Celeb Beach Nudity – Abigail Clancy Baring Her Top Model Titties
Model and television personality Abigail Clancy is one of Britain’s most famous footballer’s wives. The busty former model’s career has really taken off since marrying ex England centre forward, the stick insect legged Peter Crouch.
Abi won the eleventh series of Strictly Come Dancing and has gone on to present Britain’s Next Top Model, a show she was runner-up in back in 2006.
Her fulsome handful rounds off this British celeb beach nudity update very nicely.
You might also want to check out our Celebrity Beach Nudity section for more famous skin in and out of bikinis.
Tits the season to be jolly and unwrap ourselves the best of Christmas celebrity nudity! So let’s savour a little celeb skin tastier than any turkey has to offer …
Gretchen Mol In Santa Hat As Bettie Page
Sexy Gretchen Mol gave us plenty of nude treats when she took on the acclaimed biopic The Notorious Bettie Page. But none were more memorable than this festive flash of fulsome celebrity skin.
Gretchen recreates an unforgettable Bettie Page shoot, where the legendary pin-up is totally nude except for a Santa hat and shiny bauble. Jingle balls, indeed!
Reality TV Star Courtney Stoddern Gives Horny Father Christmas An Eyeful
Reality TV star Courtney Stoddern first hit the headlines when she appeared with actor husband Doug Hutchinson on the VH1 TV show Couples Therapy.
The pair originally married when he was 51 and she was just 16. They eventually divorced, but carried on living together. A remarriage and second separation have followed. But they still live in the same house!
Talking of houses, Courtney Stoddern also appeared as a contestant on the British version of Celebrity Big Brother. In 2015, a solo sex tape was released of her. You can catch the full uncensored version, along with many more celebrity sex tapes, from our friends over at Vivid Celebs.
Christmas Celebrity Nudity – Greta Scacchi Slips Out Of Her Santa Suit
Anglo-Italian actress Greta Scacchi proved the posh totty star of movies like White Mischief and Heat And Dust. But she also took leading roles in American-based films like Presumed Innocent and the source of this special Christmas celebrity nudity treat.
In 1995, a young Great Scacchi starred in The Coca Cola Kid. Marketing executive Eric Roberts falls head over heels for her after she strips out of a Santa suit to show him her buxom baubles and tight booty.
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Christmas Celebrity Nudity – Michelle Monaghan Strips In Festive Outfit
Gone Baby Gone star Michelle Monaghan made her only nude scene to date in this hot Christmas scene from the black comedy Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
Michelle plays the former high school obsession of con man Robert Downey Jr. Pretending to be an actor, he ends up stalking her and in this rare scene of Michelle Monagan stripping out of a Santa suit, he catches a glimpse of both her cherries and sweet buns.
Popstar Ariana Grande Sexy Xmas Outfit
Ariana Grande nude is a little too much to ask from Santa. We’re not even sure she’s seen her own ho ho ho’s with the lights on!
But we do have some cute pics of the teenybopper pop princess in a rather fetching Christmas outfit and stockings. Feast your mince pies, as the cockneys say, on those heels too!
Nothing like a horror movie to scare your girlfriend out of her pants at Christmas. Santa Claws is one of those slasher movies with tongue firmly in cheek that scream queen Debbie Rochon seems to excel at.
She plays a horror movie actress, much like herself, who is stalked by a deranged serial killer fan. Wandering the streets of New York in a Santa suit, the crazed Kris Kringle is putting together his dream Christmas tree, decorated with the body parts of his victims!
Christmas Vacation Gets A Porn Parody
The quirky comedy Christmas Vacation with Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo is always a decent watch over the festive season. It’s become a bit of a classic, in fact.
That honour is truly cemented for any movie when they immortalise it with a porn parody. Of course, they have done that for Christmas Vacation. Indeed, it’s quite a good one. Enjoy this hot video clip and … Merry Christmas!
Reality tv stars porn is arguably a logical climax to the TV format itself. Big Brother and shows like it tickle our natural voyeuristic impulses. We’re the fly on the wall. We enjoy them in their undies. We spy on them in the shower. Maybe, we catch a drunken hump under grainy night-vision. It’s only normal to want to see the full monty. So, let’s get this show on the road …
Big Brother UK Imogen Thomas Sex Tape
Cute girl next door Imogen Thomas was top of the eye candy in the popular seventh season of Big Brother UK. A former beauty queen and Miss Wales, she was cast for pretty obvious reasons.
Imogen lived up to the slightly ditzy part. But despite developing a relationship in the house, she steadfastly refused to show any skin or have sex. A glamour model career after the show led to some great topless pics. But the real treat was a leaked hardcore home video of Imogen with a former boyfriend. Enjoy!
American reality TV star Jenna Lewis appeared on the castaway show Survivor. She came eighth in Survivor Borneo and third in Survivor All Stars. But she’s best-known for a hardcore home video.
Jenna shot the explicit 42 minute tape on her honeymoon at a Vegas hotel. It was originally claimed the video was stolen and leaked. Later reports suggest Jenna Lewis and former husband Travis Wolfe were behind it for profit. Either way, it’s pretty damn hot!
Big Brother Sweden Rebekah Fucking
Big Brother Sweden 2004 was a reality TV watershed. Sexy housemate Rebekah Johansson and in-house boyfriend Henrik Schon cast off the sheets. No hazy after-dark fumbles for these two. The world watched as in full view the horny couple humped in the Big Brother bathroom. Enjoy!
Big Brother UK Stars Do Hardcore Porn
Neither of these reality TV stars had explicit sex in the Big Brother house. But they sure as hell did outside!
Blowsy MILF Lea Walker appeared in the seventh season on BB UK. She confessed she had once shot a porn movie while on the show. Naturally, the film Casting Cuties 4 has become a collector’s item for fans. Lea went on to co-host a show with Big Brother BFF Richard Newman on Gaydar Radio.
Fiery, shaven-headed Northerner Nicola Holt shocked viewers on the first ever season of Big Brother UK. A natural exhibitionist, she happily ran about the house naked. She eventually went from eviction to erections by launching a short-lived reality tv stars porn career. Enterprising adult producers could not resist casting her in parodies such as Big Bummer.
Reality TV Stars Porn: Katie Price XXX
British celeb Katie Price AKA Jordan is something of a marmite character. People either love her or hate her. She began life as a glamour model. But thanks to appearances on two series of reality show I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!, and a string of reality programmes of her own, she has made millions.
Katie’s marriage to Peter Andre was a soap opera of its own. But it was her relationship with Another Level singer Dane Bowers which brought us the most sensational memento. The couple’s leaked home video is one of the best reality TV stars porn tapes. Pussy shaved Katie plays with toys, sucks cock and gets well and truly pounded.
Big Brother Michelle Vieth’s Home Video
Latin star Michelle Vieth achieved fame as a soap opera actress and model. After a stint on Big Brother Celebrity VIP Mexico, Michelle really provoked a worldwide internet storm thanks to two leaked explicit home videos.
Michelle blamed her ex husband for leaking the tapes afte their divorce. The first video has some nude shots taken on their honeymoon. The second one goes to full-on hardcore fucking.
Eva Horzinkova Big Brother Czech Sex
Big Brother Czech wouldn’t normally be the best watched reality TV show in the world. Contestants Eva Horzinkova and Filip Trojovsky helped to prove the exception to the rule. Horny beyond breaking point the pair finally covered up as best they could and got down to scratching that itch. Barricaded in to a room, they only had a towel to protect them from the prying cameras. Thousands worldwide have enjoyed watching how they got on.
Reality TV Stars Porn – Kim Kardashian
We can’t round off a realty TV stars porn tape tribute without the queen of them all, Kim Kardashian. International star of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians franchise Kim has one helluva body. She throws herself in to hot sex sessions with R&B singer Ray J like she’s pitching for a porn Oscar.
It’s estinated someone in the world starts watching Kim Kardashian’s sex tape every 1.5 seconds. And that’s over a decade after it was first released! Gotta watch it at least once a year for old time’s sake …
The man who set reality tv star Kendra Wilkinson on the road to fame and fortune would no doubt be proud. And not just of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape! She’s come a long way from being one of Playboy mogul, the recently deceased Hugh Heffner’s live-in lovers. Cali girl Kendra Wilkinson was just 18 and living in a cheap apartment when she was hired to appear at Hef’s 78th birthday party in April 2004. Kendra was one of the ‘painted girls’ – nude except for painted on underwear. And Hef – well, Hef was Hef. He had already seen a photo of her and wasted no time in asking her to become one of his live-in girlfriends. At nearly 80, the Playboy legend was still sharing his mansion with three long-term lovers. The other two girls were Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt.
Together the three girls became the stars of E!’s hit reality series The Girls Next Door. It documented the lives of Hugh Hefner’s mini harem at his Hollywood mansion. Kendra Wilkinson jumped at the chance to move in, but maintains she had no idea the offer involved a sexual relationshion with Hef.
“I was like, ‘Hell yeah, I’m here!’ I was living in this small-ass apartment with this ugly-ass bitch. I was praying for anything to get me out of there. I moved in and weeks went by and I didn’t know that sex was involved. I knew nothing about Playboy. I’d just graduated high school,” Kendra recalled. She was a fast learner, mind!
The raunchy show was a big hit and ran for five years until Kendra’s departure in 2009. She left the Playboy mansion after meeting and falling in love with American football star Hank Baskett. This led to a spin-off reality show for E! simply titled Kendra. The couple married at the Playboy Mansion in June 2009. Rumours former lover Hugh Hefner would give Kendra away didn’t transpire. Kendra’s brother actually walked her down the aisle in a ceremony which US Weekly paid $120,000 to exclusively photograph. The Kendra show was E!’s highest rated series since The Anna Nicole Show in 2002. It would run for three seasons.
Right at the height of the series second season, a huge story broke. A video made it on to the web of a home video of Kendra Wilkinson having explicit sex with her first serious boyfriend. Kendra was just 18 at the time and a somewhat reluctant participant. She begs her high school boyfriend Justin Fryen not to film it. But she eventually relents and throws herself into things with a passion. The Kendra Wilkinson Exposed Sex Tape was the subject of some court cases. But they failed to stop Vivid from going ahead with publishing the full length version.
The Wild Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Exquisitely Explicit
On the back of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape’s release, there was talk of Kendra trying to market other hardcore videos. But if true or not, none have ever emerged. Kendra fans wanting further doses of her in hardcore action have had to use a little imagination. Our friends over at CelebrityF have done a great job helping with that.
Or if you prefer your Kendra hardcore with a touch of artistic flair, take a look at this hot comic fantasy of Kendra fucking from our friends at Famous Comics. She looks awesome in these pics!
The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape does not appear to have harmed her career in any way. If anything, Kendra has become more of a household name. She regularly features in the gossip mags and tabloids. Television work, meanwhile, has in no way dried up. Kendra has appeared in high profile shows such as Dancing With The Stars, Celebrity Wife Swap and the British reality TV series hit I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! Since leaving E! in 2011, Kendra and her family have been the centre of a long-running series for WE tv called Kendra On Top.