British Celeb Beach Nudity: Famous Totty Caught Sunbathing By The Paparazzi

What better way to warm things up when it’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey than a little British celeb beach nudity? No, we can’t think of anything either!

British Celeb Beach Nudity – Famous Model Lucy Clarkson Skinny Dipping

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British Model And Tomb Raider Game Star Lucy Clarkson Topless At The Beach

British model Lucy Clarkson is best-known as the fourth incarnation of Tomb Raider game heroine Lara Croft. But for fans of celeb British totty, she also ranks as having one of the finest set of famous Bristols in good old Blighty.

Here are some hot photos of her frolicking at the beach without bikini top. Gotta love a paparazzi long lens!

British Actress Elizabeth Hurley Snapped Naked Sunning Herself At The Beach

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Sexy British Actress Liz Hurley Gets Caught Sunbathing Nude By The Paparazzi

Yeah, baby, yeah! Feast your mince pies on Austin Powers’ love interest Vanessa Kensington sunning her naked titties.

British actress and model Liz Hurley made the posh totty role famous, of course. If Austin had managed a gander at these topless beach snaps, his Mini-Me would have become a rampant Goldmember!

Her most famous television moment was getting a semen sample – viz, jerking off – a pig on the Channel Five reality TV show  Celebrity Farm. Something had to pay for them new hooters!

Supermodel Kate Moss Showing Her Tits

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British Supermodel Kate Moss Bares Her Naked Boobs At The Beach Paparazzi Pics

British supermodel Kate Moss is certainly filling out in all the right place since achieving celeb MILF status.

Enjoy the formerly waif-like catwalk model showing off her more fulsome boobs now at some swanky exclusive beach. Thank the lord for telephoto lenses!

British Celeb Beach Nudity – Abigail Clancy Baring Her Top Model Titties

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British Celebrity Abigail Clancy Caught Sunbathing Topless By The Paparazzi Pics

Model and television personality Abigail Clancy is one of Britain’s most famous footballer’s wives.  The busty former model’s career has really taken off since marrying ex England centre forward, the stick insect legged Peter Crouch.

Abi won the eleventh series of Strictly Come Dancing and has gone on to present Britain’s Next Top Model, a show she was runner-up in back in 2006.

Her fulsome handful rounds off this British celeb beach nudity update very nicely.

You might also want to check out our Celebrity Beach Nudity section for more famous skin in and out of bikinis.

 

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Christmas Celebrity Nudity: Favorite Festive Stars Unwrapped

Tits the season to be jolly and unwrap ourselves the best of Christmas celebrity nudity! So let’s savour a little celeb skin tastier than any turkey has to offer …

Gretchen Mol In Santa Hat As Bettie Page

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Gretchen Mol Nude Except For Santa Hat As The Notorious Betty Page

Sexy Gretchen Mol gave us plenty of nude treats when she took on the acclaimed biopic The Notorious Bettie Page. But none were more memorable than this festive flash of fulsome celebrity skin.

Gretchen recreates an unforgettable Bettie Page shoot, where the legendary pin-up is totally nude except for a Santa hat and shiny bauble. Jingle balls, indeed!

Reality TV Star Courtney Stoddern Gives Horny Father Christmas An Eyeful

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Click For More Pics Of Reality Star Courtney Stoddern Looking For Santa’s Sack

Reality TV star Courtney Stoddern first hit the headlines when she appeared with actor husband Doug Hutchinson on the VH1 TV show Couples Therapy.

The pair originally married when he was 51 and she was just 16. They eventually divorced, but carried on living together. A remarriage and second separation have followed. But they still live in the same house!

Talking of houses, Courtney Stoddern also appeared as a contestant on the British version of Celebrity Big Brother. In 2015, a solo sex tape was released of her.

Christmas Celebrity Nudity – Greta Scacchi Slips Out Of Her Santa Suit

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Sexy Actress Greta Scacchi Sheds Santa Suit To Get Nude In The Coca Cola Kid

Anglo-Italian actress Greta Scacchi proved the posh totty star of movies like White Mischief and Heat And Dust. But she also took leading roles in American-based films like Presumed Innocent and the source of this special Christmas celebrity nudity treat.

In 1995, a young Great Scacchi starred in The Coca Cola Kid. Marketing executive Eric Roberts falls head over heels for her after she strips out of a Santa suit to show him her buxom baubles and tight booty.

Christmas Celebrity Nudity – Michelle Monaghan Strips In Festive Outfit

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Michelle Monaghan Stripping Out Of Christmas Outfit In Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Gone Baby Gone star Michelle Monaghan made her only nude scene to date in this hot Christmas scene from the black comedy Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

Michelle plays the former high school obsession of con man Robert Downey Jr. Pretending to be an actor, he ends up stalking her and in this rare scene of Michelle Monagan stripping out of a Santa suit, he catches a glimpse of both her cherries and sweet buns.

Christmas Celebrity Nudity – Scream Queen Debbie Rochon Santa Claws Nude

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Scream Queen Debbie Rochon Stalked & Stripped In Xmas Shocker Santa Claws

Nothing like a horror movie to scare your girlfriend out of her pants at Christmas. Santa Claws is one of those slasher movies with tongue firmly in cheek that scream queen Debbie Rochon seems to excel at.

She plays a horror movie actress, much like herself, who is stalked by a deranged serial killer fan. Wandering the streets of New York in a Santa suit, the crazed Kris Kringle is putting together his dream Christmas tree, decorated with the body parts of his victims!

Christmas Vacation Gets A Porn Parody

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Christmas Vacation With Chevy Chase And Beverly D’Angelo Gets A Porn Parody

The quirky comedy Christmas Vacation with Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo is always a decent watch over the festive season. It’s become a bit of a classic, in fact.

That honour is truly cemented for any movie when they immortalise it with a porn parody. Of course, they have done that for Christmas Vacation. Indeed, it’s quite a good one. Enjoy this hot video clip and … Merry Christmas!