What better way to warm things up when it’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey than a little British celeb beach nudity? No, we can’t think of anything either!
British Celeb Beach Nudity – Famous Model Lucy Clarkson Skinny Dipping
British model Lucy Clarkson is best-known as the fourth incarnation of Tomb Raider game heroine Lara Croft. But for fans of celeb British totty, she also ranks as having one of the finest set of famous Bristols in good old Blighty.
Here are some hot photos of her frolicking at the beach without bikini top. Gotta love a paparazzi long lens!
British Actress Elizabeth Hurley Snapped Naked Sunning Herself At The Beach
Yeah, baby, yeah! Feast your mince pies on Austin Powers’ love interest Vanessa Kensington sunning her naked titties.
British actress and model Liz Hurley made the posh totty role famous, of course. If Austin had managed a gander at these topless beach snaps, his Mini-Me would have become a rampant Goldmember!
Her most famous television moment was getting a semen sample – viz, jerking off – a pig on the Channel Five reality TV show Celebrity Farm. Something had to pay for them new hooters!
Supermodel Kate Moss Showing Her Tits
British supermodel Kate Moss is certainly filling out in all the right place since achieving celeb MILF status.
Enjoy the formerly waif-like catwalk model showing off her more fulsome boobs now at some swanky exclusive beach. Thank the lord for telephoto lenses!
British Celeb Beach Nudity – Abigail Clancy Baring Her Top Model Titties
Model and television personality Abigail Clancy is one of Britain’s most famous footballer’s wives. The busty former model’s career has really taken off since marrying ex England centre forward, the stick insect legged Peter Crouch.
Abi won the eleventh series of Strictly Come Dancing and has gone on to present Britain’s Next Top Model, a show she was runner-up in back in 2006.
Her fulsome handful rounds off this British celeb beach nudity update very nicely.
You might also want to check out our Celebrity Beach Nudity section for more famous skin in and out of bikinis.
November 23 heralds a Kelly Brook big boobs bouncing birthday celebration. There’s going to be plenty of wobbling Jell-o and maybe a few squirts of cream …
Kelly Brook Big Boobs Birthday Video
British celeb Kelly Brook was born Kelly Ann Parsons on 23 November 1979. She grew up in the suburban Kent town of Rochester. Her dad was a scaffolder and her mum was a cook.
Kelly had ambitions to be someone. After attending a regular comprehensive school, she moved to London to study at the prestigious Italia Conti Academy Of Theatre Arts for 3 years.
It’s pretty difficult to ignore Kelly Brook’s cute face and amazing boobs. Modelling agents had her on their books at the age of 16. Advertisers such as Foster’s Lager, Walker’s crisps and Renault Mégane queued up to employ her.
Kelly Brook Topless Glamour Model Start
It was when the tabloid newspaper the Daily Star made Kelly one of its Page 3 girls that her modelling career really took off, however. British lads mags like FHM, GQ and Loaded were soon beating down her door for hot shoots too!
Women loved the Kelly Brook big boobs too. A poll of over 5,000 for Grazia magazine voted her the best British female body. Guys, meanwhile, have continue to agree. Kelly has appeared in every single FHM 100 Sexiest countdown since 1998. She came first in 2005.
Kelly has continued to command lucrative modelling contracts throughout her career. She was reportedly paid £1 million to represent Lynx body spray. She has also had big money contracts with Reebok, Sky+, Carlsberg, T Mobile and lingerie maker Ultimo.
The full body Kelly Brook experience was served up for American audiences in September 2010, when the US edition of Playboy magazine got her to go full nude.
British Star Kelly Brook Goes Fully Nude
Such a hit modelling career naturally had UK television producers come calling. At 18, Kelly was presenting shows for MTV and local UK television channels.
A couple of years later, she won her first big national audience gig when she was chosen to replace Denise van Outen as co-host of ITV’s morning show The Big Breakfast.
Her stint on the programme was short-lived. But Kelly Brook would become a household name. She was regularly in the gossip columns and the paparazzi followed her just about everywhere she went.
Kelly Brook Cameltoe Paparazzi Pics
TV work has easily come Kelly’s way ever since. She presented ITV’s reality show Celebrity Love Island in 2005. Two years later, she was a contestant herself on the BBC’s Strictly Come Dancing, the forerunner of Dancing With The Stars in the USA.
Kelly proved quite the dancer, partnered with Brendan Cole. But she withdrew from the show in week nine, following the premature death of her father from cancer.
She has since been a reality show judge herself, both on Dirty Dancing: The Time Of Your Life and Britain’s Got Talent. In the last few years, she has happily featured as the ditzy butt of jokes on ITV2’s Celebrity Juice. She also appeared in fake host Keith Lemon’s movie.
Kelly Brook Big Boobs Out At The Beach
It’s not surprising Kelly Brook tried her hand at acting. She dated Hollywood hard man Jason Statham through the late nineties and early noughties. A five year relationship with Billy Zane then followed from 2004 to 2008.
After an appearance in a Pulp music video, she got a first film role in the movie Sorted. Another small part followed before Kelly was cast as Lex Luther’s girlfriend in four episodes of the hit American Superman drama Smallville.
Movie roles followed in the likes of The Italian Job, School Of Seduction and House Of 9. She also starred alongside busty Brooke Burke in the video game Need For Speed Underground 2.
The real treat for Kelly Brook fans came in 2004 when she unleashed her epic 34E boobs in the thriller Survival Island AKA Three. C0-star Billy Zane fell for her on the Bahamian set.
Kelly Brook Big Boobs Back In Piranha 3D
Billy Zane apparently didn’t like the rest of us getting to see what he enjoyed in private. Kelly failed to get naked on film again until she had given him the elbow.
It was worth the wait! In the 2010 horror comedy remake Piranha 3D, she happily takes off the lot to go skinny dipping. I can think of plenty of places I’d like to bite her!
Kelly Brook Amazing Fantasy Fuck Pics
Never be deceived by Kelly Brook’s sometimes ditzy image. She’s a smart cookie with her finger in a whole heap of pies.
A London bar she opened in 2013 won Bar Of The Year at the London Club and Bar Awards. Kelly’s 2014 autobiography made it to the Sunday Times Bestseller list, despite a controversy about domestic violence, in which she laughed off punching two exs in the face!
She is also now working at becoming as familiar a face on American TV as British. In 2015, Kelly took one of the lead roles in the Ellen DeGeneres produced sitcom One Big Happy, alongside Elisha Cuthbert and Nick Zano.