You can’t beat a bit of celebrity beach nudity: nipslips, butt peaks and even the occasional pussy flash make for collector’s item photoshoots. So let’s get this bikini-busting first stroll through the paparazzi beach archives rolling.
Courteney Cox Bikini Nipple Slip Oops
All those episodes of Friends we sat watching with girlfriends, politely smiling, wondering how much longer til we can put on the sport, finally deliver pay dirt. Without them, we would barely know who Courteney Coxis and the delight of catching this glorious oops moment wouldn’t deliver anywhere near the boner. This paparazzi picture set includes a day out at the beach with her young daughter, who wonderfully chooses to pull down Corteney’s bikini and give us a flash of Monica’s nipples. Result!
Uma Thurman’s Celebrity Beach Nudity
The plot of this little thriller is about a dangerous liaison between a busty stark bollock naked Uma Thurman on a private beach and an enterprising paparazzo’s telephoto lens. The audience reaction of those who click to check out the full photoset is generally a big (cough) thumbs up. Uma Thurman has a great set of tits!
Jennifer Aniston Beach Booty Bonanza
Well, we’ve done Monica, so we might as well do Rachel. Yeah, yeah … ok, so I know the names of their Friends characters. We don’t see everything in this sexy paparazzi beach photoset. But with her legs high in the air and her bikini squeezed up high somewhere else, it’s pretty safe to say the ‘Rachel cut’ is a lot more severe downstairs than up!
Natalie Portman Shows Paparazzi Nips
Any day you see Padmé Amidala’s nipples can’t be too bad a day. The force was definitely with the devoted paparazzo who managed to snap Oscar winner Natalie Portman‘s ripe buds on a day out at an exclusive beach with a friend. She doesn’t have the biggest tits. But they are definitely perky. Well, my lightsaber’s glowing!
Cameron Diaz Naked Cavorting At Beach
The only thing better than celebrity beach nudity is all the nudity plus a bit of a cavort. In the words of James Fox in Performance, I like a bit of a cavort. And here in this set we have a topless Cameron Diaz doing just that with some lucky paramour. The luscious Something About Mary star is not having actual sex amid the waves. But she’s topless, it looks as if she might be being bedoinked in public and … it’s time for a bathroom break!
Mariah Carey’s Bountiful Wet Bazookas
Mariah Carey had a hit with Touch My Body and, looking at her ripe tits and perky nips in these candid beach pics, certainly will be happy to oblige. She may be moving in to the celeb MILF category these days, but those Carey lungs look as fresh as ever. Next time pray for a friendly wave to dislodge that bikini top about 2 inches to the south!
Sienna Miller Caught Topless At Beach
Factory Girl star Sienna Miller has some wonderfully suckable nipples and she isn’t afraid to show them. The Hollywood darling casually rubs her boobs in suntan lotion while on a daring day out at the beach long lens snapped by the paparazzi. It’s a hard job but somebody’s gotta do it!
Miley Cyrus Sexy Celebrity Beach Nudity
Party In The USA time … Miley Cyrus can’t stop stripping away her Disney child star image. Hannah Montana is all grown up and hanging out at the beach here … minus her bikini top! Pop bad girl Miley has some very nice boobs. Not too big, not too small. Just perfect for a little apres swim sucking.
Charmed Star Alyssa Milano Beach Bush
Tony Danza’s teen daughter from Who’s The Boss is definitely all grown up. Some enterprising pap caught Alyssa Milano on a fully nude skinnyu dip in the sea. Alyssa is actually from New York, but we can see here she’s showing definite signs of Brazilian roots. Very trim and quite retro in the age of the full pussy wax.
Check out more paparazzi treats in our Celebrity Beach Nudity section.