If, like millions of us, you grew up on a staple diet of Marvel comics, surfing for porn and indefatigable masturbation, you cannot at some stage have failed to combine them all in to one (or probably many) great comic superhero fantasy wanks. It’s neat that our friends over at Sinful Comics share those same fond memories and keep producing fantastic smut to keep the superhero porn fantasies flowing. Click on any of the images in this post for more samples of their handiwork. After starting off with the luscious and busty Kirsten Dunst getting pounded doggy style by Tobey Maguire in Spiderman, it’s difficult not to pause for a cigarette break after a first successful Mission Accomplished already. But we’ll soldier on. It’s a hard job but somebody’s got to do it …
If you do Spiderman, it’s pretty much the law that you have to do Superman next, so enjoy these little samples of Clark Kent AKA Tom Welling pounding the likes of Kristin Kreuk and latest Lois Lane Erica Durance, inspired by the hit Superman-based TV show Smallville. Let’s hope noone slips any kryptonite in his viagra.
Xmen Star Rogue Gets A Good Rogering
Next we’ve got a little Anna Paquin AKA Rogue from the Xmen series showing her powers of absorption! She’s taking all the force Cyclops (James Marsden) can give her from behind and no doubt calling for more. Rogue always seems like she’s got a hole inside that never gets filled. Click on the pic for some equally horny images of Storm AKA Halle Berry and Wolverine AKA Huge Hampton – ok, ok – Hugh Jackman getting it on too.
Next we have the fragrant assistany Pepper Potts AKA Gwyneth Paltrow using her dictation skills to give her boss Iron Man Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr) the case for a well-deserved raise. By the looks of things, it’s definitely working. Will take another sequel just to get him in to his famed suit with that thing sticking out! Ho-hum, such is life of a superhero …
Finally let’s round things off with a hardcore helping of Batman. The dark knight definitely appears to be rising here, right up the moistened bat cave of Maggie Gyllenhaal AKA Bruce Wayne’s childhood sweetheart Rachel Dawes. Wonder if Robin, who finally turned up late in the last movie of the franchise, gets sloppy seconds? Holy throbbin’ knobbin’, Batman!
If there’s one way to bury your goody two shoes and apple pie Disney starlet image for good, you can’t get much better than swinging stark bollock naked from a wrecking ball in a video seen by just about anybody with a TV or a net connection in the world. That’s what little Miley Cyrus did to cast off the shackles of the Hannah Montana persona which launched her career. Below is a video clip if you’re one of the few people in the world to miss it.
Quite what Miley’s daddy, ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ singer Billy Ray Cyrus, made of his daughter’s new jerk it while she twerks it image, we can but imagine. Miley herself, whose solo music career blossomed after the controversial 2013 video, has claimed the video will follow her forever and she wishes it would die. But you gotta wonder how serious she really was about that. She’s done no shortage of controversial stuff since. Getting naked was not the only shock highlight delivered by the video. Miley also closes her eyes and licks her sledgehammer which, naturally, has led to no shortage of celeb porn parodies on the scene.
Miley Cyrus Fantasy Big Black Cock Suck
In an interview, Miley commented: “That’s something you can’t take away … swinging around naked on a wrecking ball lives forever. Once you do that in the mess that I did, it’s forever. I’m never living that down. I will always be the naked girl on a wrecking ball.” Guess that’s partly true. But you know what they say these days … you ain’t truly famous til they’ve made a full-blown porn parody of your greatest hits reel. And Miley’s achieved that too. They even made a hardcore parody devoted just to the Wrecking Ball video.