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Oh My God. That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw these pictures. Now don’t get me wrong I don’t hate Brittany Spears, and she does clean up nicely at times. But unfortunately this is not one of those times. With that hair, those pants and those wonderful shades shes waring leads me to believe shes part shemale. What the hell was she thinking?

Do you know whats sad? That hairdo of hers matches those curtains that shes hiding behind. Notice the little arrow that says bikini shop upstairs? Well what kind of shop is she in? Maybe shes starting her nude shop, Brittany Bares All. Is it just me or is her left boob look flat and saggy? Oh and whats up with the belt going around her hip. Is that her bikini or is that part of a nasty little secret shes hiding. Maybe she likes to be spanked with belts and she keeps one on hand just in case the mood strikes?

Here Bianca Gascoigne is really working her stuff. Notice how she seems to keeping tugging at her bottom? Just maybe she bought them a size to small to make herself appear smaller to the sales lady. Or it could be shes practicing for her next movie, “How quickly I can peel off my own underwear”! I’m starting to think that Bianca has a nervous habit, and must always be doing something with her hands. Or again she could just be obsessed with her own hips and hair. I do believe she likes to keep her arms up so she can push her chest forward to perk those boobies right up. As people walk by shes thinking hey you check out these girls. She does have nice teeth though. Have you noticed how white they are? Bet no one would run into her in the dark. I wonder what part of the world shes making happy in here shots. Any idea? Me either but I bet they are sure glad they decided to vacation that time of the year.

Where do I even start?
Here is Bai Ling apparently enjoying a night of something , I’m just not quite sure what. It appears maybe she has had to much to drink but then again this could be her everyday look, possibly even her own strange personal fashion statement. Is she saying wait I know there is something wrong here don’t tell me what it is , I will figure it out. Does this wild hair make my hips look fat? Or is the camera man admiring my handbag again? Oops that’s not it , I’m having a bad boob day. Don’t hate me because I’m saggy. Is it just me or is her boobs pointing in two different directions?
Normally I don’t like plastic surgery and prefer the good ole natural look but there is help needed in her case. Also I’m trying to figure out whats going on with her makeup. Her lips are nicely done with her pearly whites showing but check out her eyes. Like her boobs they are definitely not on the same page. How did she get one eye to point upwards while the other one is looking straight? Freaky I tell ya. She does however look nice in her very revealing dress. She just wanted to add that little extra something to walking down the red carpet or sidewalk, its all the same.

Finally the summer gets to its climax. Its hot and its probably getting hotter meaning that the beach picture’s are coming. Lets kick off with Alessandra Ambrosio. Alessandra Ambrosio’s body, who is a professional model, needs no explanation why we have chosen her as start for the bikini pictures special. In case you didn’t know her, we have seen her in project runwayseason 2, Casino Royale and at the moment she works for victoria’s secret. Bikini pictures can be found here.